oshitari_yuushi | Comms Message to Yanagi

How is my favourite Yomi resident doing today?

Well, I hope your cousin has a good time.

He just turns into a koala.

Indeed.

By the way, I hear from Genichirou that you're very... shy.

As do I.

Not a particularly sexy animal, alas.

I beg your pardon? Shy?

He says you seem discomfited by his body.

... ah

And of course, that's... shyness.

We've established that he's a little slow on the uptake for certain things.

It's an endearing, if terribly frustrating, quality.

Are you feeling particularly frustrated, Dr. Oshitari?

Not more than usual, Yanagi

I see. Please inform me if your current frustrations regarding Genichirou's physique escalate further.

Mmm, you can rest assured that I will not be taking the frustrations out on your friend, Yanagi

I would hope mitigation of the situation could be initiated before then.

... are you suggesting I behave in a less than appropriate manner, Yanagi?

I am not not suggesting that you behave in a less than appropriate manner.

The situation really is quite dire, isn't it?

I think it has the potential to be a win-win situation.