Comms Message to Yanagi

[oshitari_yuushi]

How is my favourite Yomi resident doing today?

Comments

[spacewillow]

Favourite? I'm flattered, Dr. Oshitari. What can I do for you today?

[oshitari_yuushi]

Well naturally, who else can I bother get on comms on a moment's notice?

Do you have siblings, Yanagi?


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[spacewillow]

I do hope you recognize this is a privilege.

I do. An older sister.

[oshitari_yuushi]

I don't doubt it for a moment.

Ah yes, of course, that's how you and Sanada are... connected.

Actually, Sanada is a good stepping off point here. Have you noticed he isn't particularly... quick to pick up on things?

[spacewillow]

Only for you, Dr. Oshitari.

Yes? A little like a relative of yours, perhaps?

[oshitari_yuushi]

Now it's my turn to be flattered.

Ahhh, Yanagi, how I adore thee. Precisely like a relative of mine. I am caught between wanting to wrap him in a blanket or throwing him to Marui the wolves.


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[spacewillow]

I feel your pain, Dr. Oshitari. I have faced the same struggle for many years.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Does it ever end or is it just an eternity of groaning into your desk in frustration?

[spacewillow]

I suppose I just keep holding out the hope that one day, they'll get it. Or meet someone who will take matters into their own hands. Any amount of education does not seem to have made a difference, so this hope is all I have.

[oshitari_yuushi]

My cousin has been practicing fellatio on a cucumber.

[spacewillow]

Well then. He's well prepared.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Yes, I gather his partner will be quite well satisfied... If they ever get to that point. Which brings me back to the initial problem.

[spacewillow]

I see the conundrum. He should not have problems securing dates, though? Perhaps one will eventually make it through.

On my end, there's Three-Date Sanada, the Great Wall of Kanagawa, etc.

[oshitari_yuushi]

He has shockingly little dating experience, but I'm looking forward to watching that change.

Sanada has gone on three dates? Did he... know they were dates?

[spacewillow]

Oh? Will you set something up for him?

No one has made it past the third date in Genichirou's 'relationships', hence the nickname.

[oshitari_yuushi]

He seems to have caught someone's interest already, I look forward to seeing if it will progress.

In my understanding of Sanada, this will rule out his experience with the more... shall we say intimate parts of a relationship, yes?

I'm also rather amused by 'Great Wall of Kanagawa'.

[spacewillow]

Ah. I look forward to seeing the outcome as well.

Yes, Genichirou has a strict sense of propriety. Perhaps too strict.

Repels foreign invasion, you see.

[oshitari_yuushi]

You'll be the first to know.

I would suggest plying him with alcohol if it weren't an ethical concern.

The strongest of defences, of course.

[spacewillow]

It seems they are being refreshingly...transparent.

I doubt it would make a difference, in all honesty, given how Genichirou acts when he's tipsy.

Siege equipment is needed.

[oshitari_yuushi]

I... am aware. So much for subtlety.

Not very different? Or worse?

And a good deal of dedication?

[spacewillow]

Well, I hope your cousin has a good time.

He just turns into a koala.

Indeed.

By the way, I hear from Genichirou that you're very... shy.

[oshitari_yuushi]

As do I.

Not a particularly sexy animal, alas.

I beg your pardon? Shy?

[spacewillow]

He says you seem discomfited by his body.

[oshitari_yuushi]

... ah

And of course, that's... shyness.

[spacewillow]

We've established that he's a little slow on the uptake for certain things.

[oshitari_yuushi]

It's an endearing, if terribly frustrating, quality.

[spacewillow]

Are you feeling particularly frustrated, Dr. Oshitari?

[oshitari_yuushi]

Not more than usual, Yanagi

[spacewillow]

I see. Please inform me if your current frustrations regarding Genichirou's physique escalate further.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Mmm, you can rest assured that I will not be taking the frustrations out on your friend, Yanagi

[spacewillow]

I would hope mitigation of the situation could be initiated before then.

[oshitari_yuushi]

... are you suggesting I behave in a less than appropriate manner, Yanagi?

[spacewillow]

I am not not suggesting that you behave in a less than appropriate manner.

[oshitari_yuushi]

The situation really is quite dire, isn't it?

[spacewillow]

I think it has the potential to be a win-win situation.