Comms Message to Yanagi

[oshitari_yuushi]

How is my favourite Yomi resident doing today?

Comments

[spacewillow]

Well then. He's well prepared.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Yes, I gather his partner will be quite well satisfied... If they ever get to that point. Which brings me back to the initial problem.

[spacewillow]

I see the conundrum. He should not have problems securing dates, though? Perhaps one will eventually make it through.

On my end, there's Three-Date Sanada, the Great Wall of Kanagawa, etc.

[oshitari_yuushi]

He has shockingly little dating experience, but I'm looking forward to watching that change.

Sanada has gone on three dates? Did he... know they were dates?

[spacewillow]

Oh? Will you set something up for him?

No one has made it past the third date in Genichirou's 'relationships', hence the nickname.

[oshitari_yuushi]

He seems to have caught someone's interest already, I look forward to seeing if it will progress.

In my understanding of Sanada, this will rule out his experience with the more... shall we say intimate parts of a relationship, yes?

I'm also rather amused by 'Great Wall of Kanagawa'.

[spacewillow]

Ah. I look forward to seeing the outcome as well.

Yes, Genichirou has a strict sense of propriety. Perhaps too strict.

Repels foreign invasion, you see.

[oshitari_yuushi]

You'll be the first to know.

I would suggest plying him with alcohol if it weren't an ethical concern.

The strongest of defences, of course.

[spacewillow]

It seems they are being refreshingly...transparent.

I doubt it would make a difference, in all honesty, given how Genichirou acts when he's tipsy.

Siege equipment is needed.

[oshitari_yuushi]

I... am aware. So much for subtlety.

Not very different? Or worse?

And a good deal of dedication?

[spacewillow]

Well, I hope your cousin has a good time.

He just turns into a koala.

Indeed.

By the way, I hear from Genichirou that you're very... shy.

[oshitari_yuushi]

As do I.

Not a particularly sexy animal, alas.

I beg your pardon? Shy?

[spacewillow]

He says you seem discomfited by his body.

[oshitari_yuushi]

... ah

And of course, that's... shyness.

[spacewillow]

We've established that he's a little slow on the uptake for certain things.

[oshitari_yuushi]

It's an endearing, if terribly frustrating, quality.

[spacewillow]

Are you feeling particularly frustrated, Dr. Oshitari?

[oshitari_yuushi]

Not more than usual, Yanagi

[spacewillow]

I see. Please inform me if your current frustrations regarding Genichirou's physique escalate further.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Mmm, you can rest assured that I will not be taking the frustrations out on your friend, Yanagi

[spacewillow]

I would hope mitigation of the situation could be initiated before then.

[oshitari_yuushi]

... are you suggesting I behave in a less than appropriate manner, Yanagi?

[spacewillow]

I am not not suggesting that you behave in a less than appropriate manner.

[oshitari_yuushi]

The situation really is quite dire, isn't it?

[spacewillow]

I think it has the potential to be a win-win situation.