This is Hell

[oshitari_yuushi]

I am, of course, quoting Doctor Faustus, and it is not at all a comment on the current situation.

I'm unsure of what the most vexing part of this whole situation is, the fact that I am sorely tempted to climb into a blast freezer, or the fact that my roommate half the base has been forced to resort to partial nudity to cope with the situation.


[ooc: strike is deleted!]

Comments

[spacewillow]

Clearly, you should be sitting by the pool with a cold drink, since you seem to work everywhere except your office.

[oshitari_yuushi]

Your words prick me, Yanagi. I do frequent my office... on occasion... as can be evidenced by the fact that our specimens have been kept alive by my subordinates. And surely the location is less significant than the quality of work.

[ooc: strike is gone >.>]

[oshitari_kenya]

Nothing like a good sweat, Yuushi!!

[chickens]

the casual nudity around the base is terrible for the pure innocent eyeballs


I saw a fellow wandering around agriculture completely naked earlier. I think he was becoming one with the plants.

[oshitari_yuushi]

While I'm not one to object to casual nudity, the current circumstances may kill any enjoyment to be gained from mutual undress.

I suppose there might be some respite from the heat under the soil...

[chickens]

Have you considered blindfolding yourself?

Bury yourself up to the neck? The soil may go deep enough for your long limbs.

[sanada_g]

It does feel like a comment on the heat. I can see if I can find another fan to bring to our room.

We're doing our best to fix things so everyone can get back to wearing their usual attire.

[oshitari_yuushi]

I won't deny that the heat was an important factor in inspiring the quote.

You are too kind, Sanada, please don't go out of your way while there are so many pressing concerns awaiting your attention.

[oshitari_yuushi]

I feel as though that would lower my productivity considerably more.

I was thinking more in terms of lying flat and covering oneself in soil. Your suggestion sounds somewhat like... specific kinds of torture

[spacewillow]

I will acknowledge that your delegation skills are on point, Yuushi.

[chickens]

Voice to text. And then you can be amused by the limitations of the software when you finally grace the world with your discerning sight again and read what was interpreted from your speech

Will you sprout flowers if we plant you, Mr Oshitari?