This is Hell

[oshitari_yuushi]

I am, of course, quoting Doctor Faustus, and it is not at all a comment on the current situation.

I'm unsure of what the most vexing part of this whole situation is, the fact that I am sorely tempted to climb into a blast freezer, or the fact that my roommate half the base has been forced to resort to partial nudity to cope with the situation.


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Comments

[oshitari_yuushi]

While I'm not one to object to casual nudity, the current circumstances may kill any enjoyment to be gained from mutual undress.

I suppose there might be some respite from the heat under the soil...

[chickens]

Have you considered blindfolding yourself?

Bury yourself up to the neck? The soil may go deep enough for your long limbs.

[oshitari_yuushi]

I feel as though that would lower my productivity considerably more.

I was thinking more in terms of lying flat and covering oneself in soil. Your suggestion sounds somewhat like... specific kinds of torture

[chickens]

Voice to text. And then you can be amused by the limitations of the software when you finally grace the world with your discerning sight again and read what was interpreted from your speech

Will you sprout flowers if we plant you, Mr Oshitari?